Twin_Uzis

Disturbing gift

My sisters fiance just got back from South Carolina. To you members that don't live in America, if you've ever heard a stereotype about Americans, they were probably talking about the people in South Carolina. It's about as redneck as you can get.

ANYWAY: He brought me a souvenir: An alligators foot, chopped off, preserved, and stuck on a stick as a back scratcher. It smells really weird.

Old drawing of me

I was going through some files on my old computer, and found a picture a friend drew of me like two years ago. I think it's hilarious.



To explain, I dislike furries. So he drew that.

Babies are weird.

So. My niece is like 10 months old now. Me and several other members of my family were looking at the house my Uncle wants to move into. While in there, we saw in the living room that the floor had electrical outlets in it. And the electricity is still on in the house.

Well, my sister put the baby down to walk around, and of course she went straight for the outlet. My mom immediately put her foot over it so the baby couldn't touch it. So the baby ran for the other one, so I put my

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I seem to have contracted HSV-1

Which in layman's terms, I have a cold sore. I've had it for about a week and a half now. It's very sore. Hence the name, I guess.

Whats worse is I keep rubbing it in my sleep, so it keeps spreading. It went from a tiny spot on the corner of my mouth and is now like three times bigger. I can hardly eat because when I open my mouth too far, it cracks open and bleeds and hurts even more.

I was putting Neosporin on it, but I ran out.

Making Knuckle Dusters

Finally got my aluminum. Been waiting for weeks. Anyway, like the title says, I'm going to be making knuckle dusters. I'm not calling them brass knuckles because they're not brass.

Anyway, they're shockingly easy to make. The method I shall be using: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9fMX...os=jzPhYPU2BZo

Maybe I'll post some pictures when I'm done.